• @Bread@sh.itjust.works
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    2611 months ago

    “Hi, I am a trans man”

    “You are biologically a woman?”

    “What? No. I am part man and part transmission. I have a purpose. I was born to shift people’s views for the better and help them get their lives in gear.”

      • @Bread@sh.itjust.works
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        311 months ago

        You’re welcome, citizen! Remember to drink plenty of water and stretch to maintain a healthy body. TRANS MAN AWWAAAAYYYYY!!!

  • @BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1511 months ago

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

  • Bappity
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    1311 months ago

    fuck yeah that sounds sick when do I get to become part human part machine

    • @DragonTypeWyvern
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      711 months ago

      I miss my sweet, innocent self that could go “Oh boy oh boy, our dude Elon started a cybernetics company!”

      Hits a little different when he wants brain implants and a Martian slave colony.

      • Bappity
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        811 months ago

        dude can’t even handle the word ‘cis’ he’s gonna be a shitty dictator

      • PugJesus
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        711 months ago

        It was much more fun when one could think he was just a somewhat awkward nerd who fell upward from wealth into insane wealth.

  • wrath-sedan
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    1111 months ago

    Average age of a Republican = old
    Average amount of Big Macs consumed = probably a lot
    Age x burgers = pacemakers
    Therefore, the average Republican is demonstrably more machine than the average American

    Checkmate, Laura. Republicans projecting as always

  • @quicksand@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    I don’t know this community or its context, but please invent robot lungs and liver soon.

    Edit: Also I love this art. Would’ve just scrolled right past if it wasn’t something I liked

    • PugJesus
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      511 months ago

      This community is about memes for the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 franchises (and possibly other tabletop games?). The context of the image is that it’s of one of the factions in Warhammer 40,000 which is all about replacing bits of oneself with machinery. You might like other Warhammer 40,000 art if you liked this, a lot of it is very techno-gothic!

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    611 months ago

    I fail to see why she considers this a bad thing lol.

    Mechanize it all!

    • @DragonTypeWyvern
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      811 months ago

      Because, according to her brother, she’s a neo-Nazi, just like their father.

      Btw, here’s a clip of her of throwing out a Seig Heil at the RNC before she remembers she’s on camera and not just surrounded by the like minded.

      https://youtu.be/DZ9yAM01FeE

  • Pleb
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    111 months ago

    TIL I’m trans and became that way with the metal plate bionics in my arm.

    • PugJesus
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      211 months ago

      Same, but the rod in my leg doesn’t give me a speed bonus. I think its machine spirit is pissed or something.

      • Pleb
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        111 months ago

        Nah, it’s just the old bionics giving you a chance to stay alive on a 6+ when you lose your last hitpoint.