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suckaduck@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Actual shitpost

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Actual shitpost

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suckaduck@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Striker@lemmy.worldM
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    Mark this as NSFW please. Thank you in advance.

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      Yes, please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

      • 001100 010010@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        Same thing happened to me, but in an elementary school… Now the FBI agents who came to arrest me are also masturbating furiously upon glancing at my phone.

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          On your first day as a TK teacher too. Making a strong impression

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          I was at the old age home visiting my grandmother. Anyways, so that happened. yolo I guess

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      Alright cause you asked nicely. Personally I don’t really see the problem with it.

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        Tbh I don’t either but I’ve gotten a couple of reports about it so there’s clearly other users taking offense to it.

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    You’re posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

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      Yeah, a shitpost fetish

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    The elbow in the last panel is disgusting.

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      Giving me that video where a kid jumps and breaks his elbow vibes

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    This is an extraordinary scientific breakthrough. Simply, powerful.

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    And pee in the balls

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      Then where is cum stored?

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        Yo mama

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          You mama’s ass?

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        In the mouth

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        In the brain

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    You’re posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

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