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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It’s incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it’s just raging down there.

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      That’s why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don’t embarrass myself in front of the demons

      • taiyang@lemmy.world
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        Sure, that’s why. ;o

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          Well, that and to make sure they don’t suck my dick while I’m not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though

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      Are you sure we aren’t getting erections while we’re asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?

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    deleted by creator

    • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub
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      It erects so you can keep on erecting, otherwise it stops working properly and eventually shrinks down; sleep is basically maintenance mode for a lot of things, erections are a subroutine of that.

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    Did it all for the mussy.

    • AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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      Monstussy

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      ¿Por que no los tres?

    • El Barto@lemmy.world
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      Yes

    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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      It’s furry.

      • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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        So are goth moths.

  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    Night time boners are common, as are fear boners.

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      And wind boners.

      Why do you think they call it a stiff breeze?

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      deleted by creator

      • AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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        Don’t believe it, ladies

        • Alsephina@lemmy.ml
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          We must not let them know

  • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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    “There are monsters up here, too. Behold…”

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    Scaroused

    • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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      Fear boner.

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        Tumblr user.

  • mack7400@lemmy.world
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    “If it bothers you, wanna help get it down?”

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