Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.
Replace hair with toppings and it looks like an ice cream chart. Someone wants Astarions banana sundae.
Everyone is a little gay for Astarion. Even the women.
I am intrigued that your idea of an icecream chart also includes “shade of butthole”
Nah, they’re thinking of Orin.
Plus it is served cold like gazpacho!
Ugh. Fucking Gale and his fragrant arsehole.
No way wither’s ass tastes gourmet
For sure he knows prestidigitation. Just a single level one cantrip away from a butthole that smells like roses and tastes like heaven.
Incredible! What godly ambrosia might be savored if he were to spend a level two cantrip?
Well, Arcanist’s Magic Aura would let his butthole taste magical and smell of divination.
TBF withers is a
spoiler
god
Surely if anything belongs in Lemmy shitpost this does. Awesome 👍
This just tells me that there is a market there waiting for Larian to make a game based on F.A.T.A.L.
The math in that game is somehow more traumatizing than the content.
Or the game design. It’s so focused on “realism” that 90 percent of players will be farmers who only gain exp for planting and harvesting crops and NPCs are forced to attack you bc of race relations. Or the disgusting way the stats/attributes work.
Yeah people always joke about FATAL as “that pervy game” but that take is ignorant to all the rape and racism in the mechanics.
Yeah. Its mechanics are amazingly intricately bad. It feels like someone spent a lot of effort on it and then never play tested. I super want to play it with some friends and lean in heavily to silly sex mechanics.
Minsc’s pet is on the shade of butthole scale but not on the thightness-looseness scale… My disappointment is immeasurable
I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.
god fuck why did I post that
Anonymity can do things to your mind.
No Myconid representation?
No butthole 😔
I’m impressed.
I guess I’d go with the lady on the 3rd-lightest tone section with the white hair, I don’t need a tight one
Mmm, Isobel, good choice.
