Lay it on me, people!
Personally, I’d love to see a Dick Butt made from clay. Preferably with an inscription reading “the internet made me do it”.
I was gonna say penis but I like yours better
a tardigrade sitting like buddha
This… sounds kinda awesome.
What’s it sitting on? A copepod maybe?
Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.
I see you are a man of culture as well
Aim for “A mess” and see what happens.
At last, something achievable.
Law dictates you make a bong while recreating the scene from Ghost.
However if you cannot accomplish this, an acceptable alternative is to watch S1 E19 of Community and make something alongside the students.
Can’t go wrong with a nice porcelain butt plug.
Is 2kg enough? For a normal person it might be, but I’m asking for OP
It will hint at being usable, but one should not put stuff into ones body that can break to shards.
If you want to learn, make a skull. If you want anything complete, someone suggested an ashtray and I agree.
A scale model of Devil’s Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.
Make a sculpture of one of your hands
An ashtray!
The biggest, flattest, thinnest sheet you can make.
Instructions unclear, clay blown away by optical radiation pressure.
Pongo.
Snl pongo. Sorry, I couldn’t see the video.
based
Hmm, monkey.
A soup bowl with phone stand, chopstick holder and spoon holder. Maybe even add a handle to grab it, when it’s too hot. The ultimate bowl.
an obelisk
Ditto!
Stupid autocorrect, meant Dildo!
Stupid autocorrect, meant Dido, Queen of Carthage.
You mean metal legend Dio?