Reminds me of my time working in checkout.
Checkout across from me was closed and a trolley put in the lane to block it off. While serving a woman with her kid, the little shit was fucking up my counter. He knocked over my water bottle and messed up my stacked pamphlets. I asked the woman to get him to stop and she told him off, but as she left the kid turned around and smacked my pamphlets again, laughed and as he went to run away he ran straight into the trolley across from me and clothes-lined himself on the handle HARD. I laughed my ass off right in the little shits face as he cried, his mother just grabbed him by the arm and walked off…
Great times.
I have a similar one from Fuddruckers. The restaurant had a center island, and the hell spawn of a crotch goblin was running on the counter, kicking shit off.
I said, “Hey kid, get down or you’ll slip and hurt yourself.” Of course his mom starts in on how her precious little sociopath can do whatever he wants and I can’t stop him.
I’m sure you can guess what happened immediately after. It was glorious.
Control your meat sirens, people!
Sentence never spoken before
Nah, I’ve heard it before but it’s just too good.
Even my own kid
My mom’s favorite line growing up was, “and that’s why you don’t do that.”
A common one in my neck of the woods is, “do it again, go on, do it again.”
Unless they start crying really loudly and screaming. Then it just got worse 😫
