Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.
To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.
Nah, you don’t understand.
Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.
The treat isn’t a request.
It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.
Spoken like a true cat servant
Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree
The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.
Clearly the “cat” is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.
we call those kobolds
Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals
Thank you so much for finding the source
