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psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I was at a friend's house

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I was at a friend's house

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psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I hope you tipped generously.

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      Yes, but just the tip.

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      Money from their mutual vacation fund

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    That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.

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      After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it

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        I had German engineers build me a shower one time.

        That was a mistake.

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          Won’t it let you shower until you “das Fenster gekippt hast”

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          It’s all fun and gas, you can take it

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    Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

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      Did…

      Did he subscribe?

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        There’s no follow up.

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    Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career

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    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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    Just remember,

    There is no sex in the champagne room.

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      If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

      If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

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        4jtcaf

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        Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.

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          I love how one typo opens up both “women” and “we men” possibilities

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    maxresdefault-2544444923 wife’s boyfriend be like

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    What was her stripper name?

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      The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.

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        That Einstein’s name? George Washington.

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          That Washington’s name?

          Stripper McStripperFace

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            Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!

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