Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town
There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.
All because of that guy
Bean would make a hell of a QA
“Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”
“Blew pee everywhere”
How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?
Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…
If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.
I take it you’re circumcised?
That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra
Well now I have to do it ugh unzips
The story here is simply “defacement.”
Good if not beheading
Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭
But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??
i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things