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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前

This is great. You should try it.

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This is great. You should try it.

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

    Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

    Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

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      Imagine you’re chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

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        I will not.

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          I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

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            Your penis was delicious.

            That’s what your mom said to me last night

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              This dudes a mushroom

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                He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

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              Lol

            • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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              That was meeee!!! Best friends!

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        Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

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          I can relate.

          I mean uhhhh

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        Es ist MEIN TEIL

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          Always upvote Rammstein.

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        Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

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      Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

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        Wait really? That’s so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized? (Not sure if that’s the right word but ykwim)

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          Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don’t.

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            That don’t is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at

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          Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it’s easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they’re just a waste of feed. If you’re curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.

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            The hens are more relaxed with a rooster around, too, so they are good to have if you care about animal welfare. Just wish people stopped buying them in residential areas.

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          Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell

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      Ass ✅

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      And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

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      cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

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        is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

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          yes Paul is a deviant and must be stopped

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      Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it’s not bug vomit.

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        They’re also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

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          Can I please have another bee fact?

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            According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

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              That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

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            bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don’t care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn’t a bee fact. It was a me fact.

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              I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

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                Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

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        “Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

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          So you’re calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

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            Though the baby’s path has lips it’s really not a mouth

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            They’re clearly vaginal shit

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        Are bees a ruminant?

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      Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they’re not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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      Yoghurt?

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      Least honey and mushrooms offer benefits. The hell does eating blue mold do.

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        The hell does eating blue mold do.

        Douse my brain in endorphins because it’s friggin delicious.

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        When it comes down to it lots of people eat things just because they like them not because it’s beneficial. Obviously that can lead to unhealthy eating but in moderation there’s nothing wrong with it.

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          reads this while munching on ramen at work

          Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.

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            Um, you know where ramen grows, right?

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              They grow on Ramen Trees. It’s an offshoot of Spaghetti Trees

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              The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.

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                Yes but that ramen does not grow on their heads.

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        Penicillin

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        Honey can literally kill humans

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          Everything can kill humans if you have enough of it.

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            Based everything

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            People have been hospitalised for too much spinach

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            Valid af

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        Removed by mod

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        deleted by creator

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