• TheDoozer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    1 year ago

    My previously fat old dachshund ended up at the vet hospital and got diagnosed with pancreatitis. So now all he gets is special low fat diet food and special low-fat, flavorless chewy sticks. I feel this meme so much.

    He’s lazy, doesn’t like any particular toy or game for more than 10 minutes, and doesn’t really get excited about anything but seeing me, yelling at everyone and everything, and food. Mostly food. Now he’s skinny and absolutely hates it.

      • TheDoozer@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        1 year ago

        I’ve made it clear that either way, he’s dying if pancreatitis. The second he gets another terminal illness, he’s going to eat himself to death like he wants. A Euthanasia Fiesta if you will.

        • DragonTypeWyvernEnglish
          6·
          1 year ago

          Well pancreatitis apparently hurts like hell so you might as well get him a heroin buffet too.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      41·
      1 year ago

      Poor little guy, but you’re a great owner for doing all of that for him.

  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    61·
    1 year ago

    edit: Scratch that. I stand corrected. I’ve deleted the original comment to help keep its fallacies from showing up in searches and I hope y’all keep your pooches well away from all things caffeinated. 😶❤️

    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      1 year ago

      That’s not right, it’s the theobromine content that matters as it causes a hypertensive crisis since they lack the enzyme to metabolise that type of chemical (methylxanthines).