My wife: “At least it’s not ketchup.”

That’s got to be against the Geneva Convention.

According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.

My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here… the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.

It’s all a matter of perspective.

Edit: shit, I meant to reply to Pons_Aelius… oh well.

Nutelle

That’s it I’m converting

And I eat it all and mentally masturbate over what is the most just and righteous course of action by producing body doubles and multiple personalities to experience a simulation of the current circumstances or events occurring

“I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial. “I have the right to do anything”—but not everything is constructive. - 1 Corinthians 10:23

This is a popular theist argument. “What is to stop people from eating pasta with chocolate spread if God does not exist and Bible/Qur’an/my Facebook feed/Torah is wrong?”

I was scrolling a bit fast, and thought to myself “Oh, Jajangmyeon“. Then I looked again and that’s when I saw the murder victim, officer.

Gotta grate some icecream on top

I was sure that Buddy had done this, in “Elf”, but I looked it up and that had been maple syrup. This looks even better.

Ok hear me out, that’d actually go hard on pancake spaghetti tho

I mean is it any different than chocolate bread?

I mean, if I consent to eating that what’s the problem?

No