With claws.
You haven’t lived until the claw gets stuck in your nipple-flesh.
My dog likes to occasionally do a random and swift ball kick when we share a blanket
Is it possible that cats love boobs more than me?
For some reason my cat waits until I sit cross legged, then without fail she will precariously balance her entire weight right on the furthest point of my knee to ensure maximum discomfort. If I try to move her she’ll just sit there again a few minutes later. I have no idea why she does this…
This, but my nuts. Every time.
My cat knows. He fucking knows.
Dead eye contact throughout. He sees the discomfort. He mercifully has 1 paw on thigh and the other on testicle. But without the relief of pain he wouldn’t get to see the anguish of the pain renewed.
Vengeance for his being removed. Fair.
