• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      11 months ago

      Just because you don’t have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien’s really long nipple doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

      The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn’t actually have a really long nipple. It’s tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        11 months ago

        This sounds like the next Pizzagate… NIPPLEGATE. We must demand answers! Don’t let the establishment keep us from the nipply truth!