A new press release from the APA updated the definition of normal psychological well-being to better reflect the realities of life in the 21st century, according to anhedonic sources.
It is very real but journalism hasn’t quite evolved to state facts yet. They’re still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.
dammit i ate the onion, because that sounds real
I was like “OMG! They finally understand how I feel!”
Fuck. I did too.
my solution is to make rice and veggies
It is very real but journalism hasn’t quite evolved to state facts yet. They’re still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.
ok
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you are very perceptive
we’re about to dye!
shuddup unless you want me to help
Yeah Onion hasn’t been doing much satire recently. Just real news
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The best satire borrows heavily from reality.