• SonnyVabitch
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    237 months ago

    That the movie fails the Bechdel test is bad enough, but that it completely misses the mark on the Ulvæus test as well is utterly unforgivable.

      • @misophist@lemmy.world
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        The Bechdel test is a famous test of film to measure whether a movie represents women as more than just accessories for the male cast. Specifically, the test is passed if a film features two women who have a conversation about something other than a man. Surprisingly, a lot of films fail this test.

        The Ulvaeus test is a fictional test in the same vein named after Bjorn Ulvaeus, a prominent member of the band ABBA. Presumably, this test might be passed if a film contains a musical segment featuring the works of the band ABBA. This would be a clever pairing for this film, as ABBA has a song called Waterloo and the Napoleonic Wars ended with the Battle of Waterloo.

      • SonnyVabitch
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        47 months ago

        The others have explained it better than I ever could, but I’d like to add that I haven’t even checked whether Napoleon fails the Bechdel test. I’m reasonably certain that the Ulvæus test is bullshit, because I just made it up.

      • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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        37 months ago

        The Bechdel test is if a movie is able to have two female characters having a conversation with one another about any topic other than a man. A surprising amount of media fails this test.

        Björn Ulvaeus is a member of Swedish supergroup ABBA and one of the composers of the ABBA song Waterloo, which is about the defeat of Napoleon Bonaparte at the Battle of Waterloo.

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    157 months ago

    I know the academy like dramas but I would rather watch a satirical biopic, “weird al” style, that a 3 hour long boring history class

    • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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      247 months ago

      “history class”, the director was called out for historical inaccuracies and his reaction was “lol, I don’t give a fuck”

      • @jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de
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        97 months ago

        Not giving a fuck would be a valid attitude if the inaccuracies made a better movie. Judging by the reviews, it didn’t.

      • @Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
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        87 months ago

        Imagine if a French director made a movie about Queen Elizabeth II but made a her a slutty party girl who fucked Prime Ministers on the side. Anglos are masters of slander.

        • @DragonTypeWyvern
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          I mean, Napoleon was a bit of a whore, it’s a fact.

          Also had a thing for milfs.

          • @joneskind@lemmy.world
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            37 months ago

            Also had a thing for milfs.

            Joséphine was 6 years older than Napoleon. Yet Ridley Scott managed to cast an actress 14 years younger than Joaquin Phoenix to play her role.

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    Youre the Duke of Wellington

    You’ve been fighting Nepoleon for hours since the morning.

    Your mish mash of coalition forces have been doing surprisingly well, but Nepolean has finally committed his veteran troops to push your center. You’re holding well but it’s only a matter of time before it collapses.

    Then, thousands of troops begin to appear in the distance

    The frech begin to cheer as they think its Grouchy who has returned to reinforce the main force.

    But you know better.

    One of your lieutenants puts down his viewing scope and says to you “Sir, it seems our friends have arrived. Shall I make preparations?”

    You nod.

    The lieutenant calmly walks over to the hi-fi system, inserts a cassette and hits play. Suddenly Swedish synth-pop starts blasting from your speakers and floods the battlefield 🎵 MY MY 🎵

    A faint smile breaks across your face.