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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon envies his wife's make believe job

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Anon envies his wife's make believe job

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Ah yes, Federal employment. Can confirm this is the case for almost all of us.

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      2 years ago

      Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

      • randomsnark@lemmy.ml
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        2 years ago

        can you download adobe reader

        • EurekaStockade@lemmy.world
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          Sorry all I know is Google Ultron

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          2 years ago

          Jeez that sounds like work forget I asked.

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          I can even do that with a chocolaty command

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            You’re overqualified, sorry. What’s next powershell scripts?

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              Well, yes. But I’ll have chatgpt make them.

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      “Work slow, look busy”

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        Why do you work eight hours or more, we’d both have jobs if you only worked four

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      This is half the reason social services suck so much.

      The other half is funding. But even with all the funding in the world, if the staff is a bunch of lazy asses, the service will suck.

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        The vast majority of social services are handled by state employees, not federal. Those state employees are often underpaid and overworked, and often only stay in their position because they understand the need too.

        The problem with federal employees is that they’re often underpaid compared to similar jobs in the private sector. Most of them only choose to remain federal employees because it offers a lot better work life balance compared to the private sector.

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