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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Expecting a new baby?

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Expecting a new baby?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

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      Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

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        Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

        You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

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          Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

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            Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

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          Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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            This is why you put AirTags on them.

        • Aux@lemmy.worldBanned
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          Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

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          Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

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      A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

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        You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

        • soylentgreed@lemmy.world
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          Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

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        And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

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      Just pull off some photoshop skills

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        if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

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          Ahoy, matey! You don’t have to be rich!

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            i had thought it cost 50+ usd to use photoshop lol, now that i checked its 21usd, which i’d say is still a lot compared to nothing, but you dont have to be rich

            though for me and anyone else who lives in brazil, 21usd costs 103real, though youd think minimum wage would be higher to account for that, right? WRONG, its lower. so anyway, you have to be rich to use photoshop in brazil, and for some reason i thought the price for it was a lot higher

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              That’s not what I was suggesting, landlubber.

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                i know, i was just saying why i had thought anyone who used photoshop had a lot of money

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          deleted by creator

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            youre right, it wouldve been a better to say that and i also prefer gimp over photoshop(or any other image editor)

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        These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

        Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.

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    Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?

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      Tell them they’re adopted first

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      This is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.

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    Kid is gonna think he’s goku

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    Then call the kid an idiot for thinking he’s an alien. Ultimate gaslighting!

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    Have actors record a video for the kid. Make the video start with “Kal El, my son.”

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    This is what aliens would like you to believe

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