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This reads like a radio newscast you’d hear while driving in a GTA game.
I’m pretty sure we’ve been living in a GTA satire or The Onion universe since Nov 2016.
This feels like it steers in to Saint’s Row territory.
When South Park comes to life…
Makes a lot more sense when you click through one of the links in the article and get to a Know Your Meme page, the first entry of which is an old 4chan screencap.
Yeah, it’s more honest but less interesting to just call them “trolls.”
It feels like a miss to not demand Blunkie, the three eyed fish.
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