Buncha wimps. Spiders are not out to get you. In fact, they’re out to get far more annoying insects like mosquitoes and houseflies. Do you know how many diseases those two spread? Do you know how many spiders spread? Spiders are your friends!
r/spiderbro is one of my most missed subreddits.
Unfortunately, like 99% of niche subreddits that moved here, it’s practically dead.
It’s not my fault my brain decided that spiders are extremely dangerous and I have to be scared of them 😭
I used to knee-jerk-reaction freak out over spiders, too. I’d probably still freak out if I turned my head and a big old wolf spider were on my shoulder or something. I have gotten over a significant amount of the fear, though. Enough to handle them occasionally if one needs rescuing from the tub or something. It helps we don’t have any actually dangerous ones where I live. I’d probably have a different attitude in Australia.
Fuck centipedes though. Bitey assholes.
Where do you live that there are no venomous spiders? Even in North America, we have to worry about Black Widows, Brown Recluses, and Red(Brown) Widows.
Jeju Do, South Korea. We’ve got venomous snakes, though.
Ok but like this is what pranks should look like.
When you work at Oscorp.
I’m putting this on the door into my office suite next week.
Some hairy leg tips poking out from under the sign too, I hope
Brought to you by Spiders™
The spiders are the ones resolving the actual problems
🤨 Mostly?
There are just 1 or two left
Why do I hear dark souls music?
pov
Edit: Forgive me, your highness, for my momentary lapse in memory. It shan’t ever happen again, my liege.
At least get the quote right holy shit
Go in. You’ll be fine. Just don’t breathe through your mouth.
Googles immediately: … how … to … make … napalm
Surprisingly straight forward
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I could swear that this is my highschool
Did your high school have an almost-solved spider infestation problem?
No but it was a 140 year old building so I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened since I left
They just need Spiders Georg to eat the rest.
They mostly come at night… mostly
