Your kids seem to be a bit cramped in there.
Do we have a Lemmyswitcheroo yet?
The shrimps bacon at midnight
That’s just New England chowder with fewer steps.
God made a mistake when he made the English. Abominations, all of them
If this was a mistake, the fucked up part is that you pour your milk before the cereal.
What a horrible day to have eyes
You should add some mushrooms in it.
Shit that would’ve been great!
Eeeewwwwww frootloops
Seafroot loops
They are bugs. Change my mind.
No, you’re right, they’re sea bugs, but not insects.
Pictures you can smell
Does it smell like the cereal or the shrimps?
All of it including the milk
A sacrifice of body and soul. The inner light collapses.
It’s wet and dank in there, nothing that goes in comes out
This post inspired me
I love it!
Itd be so hot down there that either:
A. The shrimp would be too warm and everyone would get food poisoning
B. Satans shrimp chowder results. And I’m all for it.
You got a stew going
I know this is all fun and games, but has anyone tried dried shrimp with ramen?
Yes, a d it’s delicious. You can buy shrimp flavored ramen.
Fr🟢🟣t Decap🔵🟡da
I knew a joke related to this where one guy enters a bar and asks for a glass of milk or coffee and a prawn…bartender asks to repeat what he asked for…etc… this gets extended by explaing every action of the guy with the prawn, removing the hard shell, etc…
Finally he puts it on the milk for a dump and then eats it. The bartended who can’t hold his tongue anymore says “That’s the craziest thing I have ever seen somebody eat” as to which the guy says “And you won’t see it any time soon. Because it is fucking disgusting.”
Do you like breakfast like this?
