• FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Probably only a couple of you throw them hard enough

    Word will eventually spread of your craft

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      the first apple sails by missing him by an inch, as he ducks his head and weaves through the barricaded furniture by the front fate. A second apple whizzes by and hits that nasty postman who explodes in a cloud of letters. Target in sight, he bounds up the stairs and into the first room on the left and delivers his cargo by masters feet: a fresh basket of apples. He’s a good boy.