“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”
“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”
for anyone just randomly seeing this on lemmy, the beaverton does indeed do satire
I like their twist on Bob Loblaw.
the sad part is: my first reaction to this was “huh, guess we’re really gone that far…”