“Rob say code monkey very diligent, but his output stink. His code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?”
Listen, Mr. Code Monkey. Tight deadlines and too much focus on coding style/elegance might be your employer’s unrealistic expectations. But if your code isn’t functional, what are you even doing, man? You’re building a log in page, dude. That shit needs to work, right? Be less sensitive to constructive criticism and test your code before merging your branch, bud.
“Rob say code monkey very diligent, but his output stink. His code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?”
Listen, Mr. Code Monkey. Tight deadlines and too much focus on coding style/elegance might be your employer’s unrealistic expectations. But if your code isn’t functional, what are you even doing, man? You’re building a log in page, dude. That shit needs to work, right? Be less sensitive to constructive criticism and test your code before merging your branch, bud.