“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you. But I get the feeling that you don’t like it. What’s with all the screaming? You like monkeys! You like ponies! Maybe you don’t like monsters so much? Maybe I used too many monkeys? Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you!?”
Jonathan Coulton, the greatest love song writer of our time.
The concerned wondering to himself, “maybe I used too many monkeys,” always makes me chuckle.
Jonathan Coulton is a legend
“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you. But I get the feeling that you don’t like it. What’s with all the screaming? You like monkeys! You like ponies! Maybe you don’t like monsters so much? Maybe I used too many monkeys? Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you!?”
The concerned wondering to himself, “maybe I used too many monkeys,” always makes me chuckle.
"That’s all the family news that we’re allowed to talk about.
We really hope you’ll come and visit us soon.
I mean we’re literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED]"
-Johnny C writing a heartfelt Christmas newsletter song