For me it’s detailed describtions about people’s dreams.
Not only doesn’t your story make any sense, but you’re also telling me about something that didn’t even happen. It’s kind of like telling about an event, and then ending the story by saying you just made it all up, except with dreams you begin by telling it’s all made up. I’m already not interested before you even started.
Ninja air fryers, at my work there are loads of people who own them, and it’s on the verge of becoming a cult.
Dude! You can make tendies and fries in 15 minutes!!!
…Join usssss…
CLEARLY you don’t own an air fryer