You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
“Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34”
Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
Hang in there.
Nailed it
“The future will leave you hanging.”
“Your future will be nailing.”
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
“Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends.”
“None of this matters.”
“You just ate Chinese food”
“that wasn’t wine”
“You will find true love on Flag Day.”
Y’all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.
Something random
“Which one of you losers is paying this bill”?