United are an absolute fecal catastrophe of a club and its glorious
Getafe here we go?
Marcus plays on the right wing once and this happens
I think at this point United would be well advised to bring in Shamans. The club must be cursed, this entire season is like one never-ending nightmare so far.
…that being said, as a Galatasaray fan I’m legally obliged to say that I hope that the on-field performances don’t get better any time soon
His brother was charged with Domestic Violence.
Not new to Man United
In fact they might even sign Dane Rashford now!
Club legend status secured.
The united way!
United fans about to claim someone just put their foot under his when he was taking a step.
At least one Rashford can hit a target
He was previously arrested for hanging out with TAA’s brother.
LOL you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried
United are challenging barca for europe biggest drama queen.
Challenging? They’ve far surpassed Barca in the dramatics
Barca’s bribing case creates a lot of drama.
lmfao. did you start following this season?
Just wait until Piques next interview!
At least Barça’s drama is fun with Tebas and levers. United’s drama is somehow always related to domestic abuse which is just sad
Dane to Getafe! Here we go!
Holy shit Marca.com has the most aggressively annoying cookie settings of any website I’ve ever been to.
I thought it was a joke that he was Rashford’s brother and it was just a coincidence they shared the same surname
Nah if you see his face you know they’re related.
would be a pretty weird/shit joke even by r/soccer standards
I’m a member of r/soccercirclejerk and it would be a high brow joke over there. Mainly because it didn’t mention Benzema 15
that sub stopped being funny since they normalized being a yankee.
Do you use your existing PR firm in this situation or get a new one? Surely the current one is already working overtime.
We’re like three posts away from a ‘Ten Hag caught mainlining heroin’ article.
I AM THE DANGER!
“Ten Hag part of Amsterdam-based anti-Semetic arms smuggling ring funneling Dutch missiles to Hamas”
A 53 year old male suspect was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
A 53 year old Manchester based football manager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
Ten Hag caught caught for his meth empire
And it still won’t be the worst news to come out from the club
It always looks worse in slow motion
It says he’s the “manager” (agent?) in this post, but I believe his other brother, Dwaine Maynard, is his actual agent (named on official documents in last 2 contracts).
They’re both directors of the agency, but just thought it was worth clarifying.
I have to say he sounds like an absolute arsehole from the details released!
Both of his brothers have represented him, maybe Dane is the more recent one
Yep, I think so.