The inconsistent size of Jeffrie’s tubes is one of the things I love about the franchise. Sometimes crawl through them, sometimes run. Who fucking knows!
What do mean, inconsistent?
They’re Star Treks room of requirement (fuck JK btw), they are whatever size you need them to be
Yippie Kai Winn, pataQ!
And the Kobayashi Maru is toast!
By the time they realise what happened, we’ll be on Risa, earning 20%
Now I have a type-3 phaser
Ho Ho Ho
Join Starfleet, they said.
See the galaxy, they said.
‘We’ll make first contact, have a few laughs…’
We’ll visit sector zero zero one, have a few nanoprobes.
I’d like to find that Jefferies guy and teach him a thing or two about service corridors.
Would hate to be under Tuvok’s command. Dude will make you crawl through 15 decks of Jeffery’s tubes and when you’re done, you have to run for 10 kilometers around the ship with increased gravity while carrying a huge backpack of gear!
Lieutenant (Tasha) Yar!?!
This image gives me claustrophobic. No thanks.
This caption also works with just Michael Burnham in a tube instead. See S3E12 “There is a Tide…” That episode has quite a few thematic references to Die Hard.
