As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.

  • Catsrules@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.

      • DragonTypeWyvern
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 years ago

        Engineering says the console doesn’t work without them.

        Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?

      • Catsrules@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        Just be glad they aren’t packing boxes of nails.

        Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn’t those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?