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Never forget that out first message to alien life was a naked selfie, a mix tape, and directions to our home.
lol damn… now that you mention it the scientists that worked on Voyager basically predicted internet dating culture in 2023.
Nudes, link to a Spotify playlist, and if all goes well, late night hookup directions.
Maybe that is why they never come here. We sent out the equivalent of “hot girls in your area want to meet”
Aliens: agh, fishing scams
Maybe not fishing… I mean humans on the silver screen are all about organ harvesting aliens.
Imagine they get to earth, see everyone wearing cloths and are like “nah, wrong place”
probably already happened lmao
Unsolicited nudes too.
Fun fact! The nudes on Voyager actually got censored because people complained about the nudes on Pioneer, but then they snuck them in anyway with the scientific documents.
From Wikipedia:
After NASA had received criticism over the nudity on the Pioneer plaque (line drawings of a naked man and woman), the agency chose not to allow Sagan and his colleagues to include a photograph of a nude man and woman on the record. Instead, only a silhouette of the couple was included. However, the record does contain “Diagram of vertebrate evolution”, by Jon Lomberg, with drawings of an anatomically correct naked male and naked female, showing external organs. The person waving on the diagram was also changed: on the Pioneer plaque, the man is waving, while on the “Vertebrate evolution” image, the woman is waving.
The nudes on Voyager actually got censored because people complained
This is why it’s a bad idea to let Americans represent all of humanity 🤦
It’s so ridiculously short-sighted! Like who’s it going to offend, the endless screaming void of space? Also, imagine if we found a probe from an intelligent alien civilization full of data about them, except for what they looked like which was mysteriously blacked out lol
Mysterious black spaceblobs? Now that’s a scary though.
I assume you are an expert on this matter and contributed to the most recent METI radio attempt.
You don’t have to be an expert to know that censoring anatomical drawings meant to explain human biology is not just moronic, it’s counterproductive.
I’m actually a big fan of American people in general, but the prudish old religious people who have most of the power are frequently ridiculous.
This is a prime example of how science and pandering to the prudes don’t mix.
Would you feel better knowing that the one European (Kurt Waldheim) voice on the golden record was a literal Nazi member and was involved in genocide?
🙄
The mental paralympics.
For those interested, this is the mixtape:
https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/whats-on-the-record/music/
Beethoven and Bach are waaaay overrepresented imo.
I am extremely disappointed Kardi B is not on that list. They should have made a way to remotely update it.
Maybe Megatron can add some Kardi B to the record when he’s inserting his message to the Predacons.
“Hello from Earth! Now music from about 25% of the population and landmass.”
I get that Americans, myself included, Beethoven and Bach are important and influence, but if it’s trying to explain all of humanity, include more stuff from the nations of Africa, Asia, South America, and some stuff from the native people of Australia, New Zealand, Japan and the Americas.
It feels at best stupid to say “this details the best of humanity in a small package” and the best is mostly western.
I do love the “Hello from Earth” in several languages.
I mean, they did do that, include samples from many different cultures around the world, it’s just that I think 3 of Bach’s numbers and 2 of Beethoven’s is overkill. There’s more music out there.
3 Bach and 2 Beethoven, make it one each and now there’s 3 spots for Asia, Africa, and Native populations.
I know it has more, but it has a bias to who made the golden record. Trust me, I’ve been a space/Star Trek nerd since my youth. I know what’s on there. I even have a replica of what’s on it on a vinyl record.
Asia, Africa
Lol you’d put “Only Time Will Tell” on Voyager? I agree with that Toto song, at least.
Trust me, I’ve been a space/Star Trek nerd since my youth. I know what’s on there.
I’m not saying you don’t know what’s on there, but your comments kinda make you sound like someone who doesn’t know what’s on there.
include more stuff from the nations of Africa, Asia, South America, and some stuff from the native people of Australia, New Zealand, Japan and the Americas.
There literally is stuff from all of those places.
You could argue that Bach and Beethoven are over-represented, but I’m sure that a great deal of consideration and deliberation was devoted to deciding what to include.
Yes, I want more from there. More stuff is what I wrote.
“Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode”
I really hope they included Marty McFly’s famous quote:
I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are going to love it.
I’ve often heard that there was a specially recorded song by The Carpenters (usually in the context of jokingly complaining “why The Carpenters? The aliens are going to think we suck”). But it’s not on the list. Is it an urban myth? Were they on a different spacecraft?
After a quick Google - they did a song about sending a song into space. Then they did a weird-ass TV thing about sending that song into space. But as far as I can tell, no Carpenters song has actually been sent into space.
(yeah yeah radio waves whatever. You know what I mean)
I loved how in Stellaris one of the first missions you can get to do is find and destroy voyager since it has too much information other civilizations can use to wipe us out.
I mean if there is alien life that has the ability to reach us, they are technically and socially so much more advanced than we are that we wouldn’t stand a chance or be able to hide either way. They’ll either come in peace and we live or they don’t and we die.
That is not a standard mission, unless it’s new.
Missions and events are different things, but fair enough.
Probably only if you play a human empire (and probably only the fascist one tbh)
They don’t call them Voyager per se. You hunt down and grab “several unnamed probes” before other civilizations stumble on them.
DJ Serpico Presents: Humanity’s Hits - Lo-Fi Beats to Chill and Relax to
I have to admit that I thought this was about Star Trek Voyager.
V’ger.
Same lmao
I was expecting it to say “Sir, I do not have the intellectual property rights to play this mixtape to the public.” The golden record is like MLK’s speeches - we know they’re epic, and we’re not allowed to listen to most of it/them without throwing some cash around.
Wait, is that true?
Yep. It’s pretty shameful.
That breaks my heart and makes me sick.
Wow.
What a world.
Lmao
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I bought the replica box set and it’s really well put together!
https://ozmarecords.com/collections/shop/products/voyager-golden-record-3xlp-box-set
It’s for the mare!
They gotta figure out it works that way to begin with. IIRC, it comes with pictorial instructions but that may not be enough.
What if they don’t even have hands? Or ears?
