The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

Evans just ball watching lmao

Onana lonely out here man

they gonna both get braces now and the game ends 4-0

Check Halland vs Evans movement when Rodri shoots.

Just need to give Ten Hag a few more years and 300 million.

Trust the process

Rodri literally just walked past Amrabat there

evans is so bad

Evans would rather watch football than play it, your job there was to mark Haaland lmao

City is unstoppable.

We deserve everything

Jimmy Evans understandably caught ball watching, if you told him earlier this year he’d be at this game he’d think it’d be in the stands not in the starting XI.

Who the fuck has marked Haaland in this game?

Whoever that player is, he might as well not play with how shambolic that marking is. I’m pretty sure any of the united academy players could do a better job at just staying with their man.

Evans and Maguire is such a hilarious cb pair to play against City

Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry