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dramaticcat@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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dramaticcat@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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    And during that fuck up your brain isn’t even fully developed and the people giving you advice may or may not know know what they’re talking about

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      Yep, anyways back to paying those student loans

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      But if you fuck it up, you’ll always have someone coming back with a ‘told you so’.

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    My life is essentially:

    • Don’t have huge financial and career expectations.

    • Be healthy and self-improve.

    • For fucks sake don’t get into debt.

    • Do not commit crime.

    • At least try to work for good of society (or just not make things worse I guess).

    And that’s enough for me, and I recommend at least following first 3 points for good enough life without much stress (and last 2 if you’re not an asshole).

    • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
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      Well I’ve got one down

    • HorseWithNoName@lemm.ee
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      Well aren’t you special

    • thenofootcanman@lemmy.world
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      In what country does breaking the law make you an asshole?

      • Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world
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        Murder is kinda rude.

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          Murder is just one crime. There are a bunch of crimes that are definitely bullshit. Maybe just “Don’t hurt others.”??

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            The point is to live a life without stress.

            Criminal convictions are stressful.

      • PersonalDevKit@aussie.zone
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        I would imagine this person is being more general. Don’t steal Don’t kill That sort of stuff.

        Not your standard level minor tax evasion, illicit drug consumption, that one time you did 80 in a 50 zone but hey you were really late for that important meeting.

        • thenofootcanman@lemmy.world
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          I mean speeding and tax evasion does make you an asshole. But it just seemed a weird thing for them to call out

  • MrTHXcertified@lemmy.sdf.org
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    haha

    … :(

    • zAkk@lemmy.world
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      Me too.

  • Cosmos7349@lemmy.world
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    And even if you play perfectly, you still might be fucked if the other lanes all feed

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      fucking Yasuo

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        He’s going for the power spike

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    deleted by creator

  • pokexpert30@lemmy.pussthecat.org
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    Yknow, I see two sides of that coin :

    • the one that person thinks about, pursuing a goal that you actually shouldn’t have pursued (and that’s painful)

    But the one I immediately thought as I grew up in public middle school where so many children where doing nothing but fucking around

    • spending your young years doing jackshit and fucking around despite everyone telling you you should be more serious or at least stop annoying the others, then complaining the rest of their life that society is unfair.

    Yeah I’m resentful.

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      Sorry. I wish you would have explained it to me.

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      Then there’s me, overachieving and doing both of these things. Pursued a career I ended up hating (high school teacher) AND knocked up my girlfriend of 3 weeks at 20 years old.

      Worked out though! One step at a time.

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    Thanks powerbottomdad1

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      Total rimjobsteve memory, there.

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    Scarcity in a capitalist system. There needs to be a class prepared to do shit jobs.

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      I mean, until we get much better at robotics there will always be shit jobs. The key is just that the people who do them should also probably be able to live a decent life without having to worry about how they’ll eat or have shelter or survive if they get sick.

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    LEV already please and thanks

    Edit: it’s longevity escape velocity I definitely shouldn’t abbreviate it

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      Please explain abbreviations that aren’t universally known.

    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      Let Everyone Vote? Lemmy Electric Vehicles? Lose Every Ventricle?

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        Life Evacuation Valve, he’s saying we should all get one installed

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          No thanks, I’m still holding out for the cybernetic forehead penis.

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        the basic monetary unit of Bulgaria, equal to 100 stotinki.

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          I’ll give them 69 stotinki and that’s it!

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      What’s LEV?

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        They clearly mean the currency of Bulgaria

        • jcg@lemmy.world
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          The preferred currency when accidentally buying a horse

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            Rather than stealing one like most horse owners did?

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              No no, rather than renting it for 50 minutes because the horse needs a break.

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        Could be Longevity Escape Velocity.

        The theory that in one point in time, science will help us live longer say a couple of years, and during that time, science will find out how to make us live some more years etc until we can live how long time we want to.

        Some people think we’re already there BTW.

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          Yeah, maybe I shoulda clarified :/

          • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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            So was it that you meant :-D ?

            • Zink@pawb.social
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              Ye

              • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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                So where do people interested in longevity hang out?

                I’m a longtime fan, but with the exception to a discord for a while, it seems people are not very interested.

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                  Beats me. r/longevity was the largest group I found, but I don’t frequent there any more for rather obvious reasons.

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      You and me both

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