Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives before seizing the body’s speakership.
And that 00.000000000000001% is Jon Stewart, cause why the hell not? He’s got free time now 🤷♂️ and we haven’t tried Democratic TV show host comedian yet on the Bingo chart.
I would unironically vote for some dog or cat over 99.99999999999999% of humanity at this point if given the option.
And that 00.000000000000001% is Jon Stewart, cause why the hell not? He’s got free time now 🤷♂️ and we haven’t tried Democratic TV show host comedian yet on the Bingo chart.