Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model
That’s why I always slightly obfuscate the info. I gave my grandmother’s initials not her actual name. No real use in giving up what is effectively 3 random letters.
STELLA CAN’T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn’t ring quite as well though.
I Don’t Remember Alzheimer’s
Yo are you planning on actually using that because I will totally claim it otherwise. It genuinely gives vibes of like those long sentence-esque 2000s emo titles that were common at the time
Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.
That’s a great drag name!
“We’re Mary’s Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, ‘Unbalanced Sheep’!”
Tbh, Mary’s dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
Dawn Epilepsy
that actually sounds awesome
SØ Suicidal
Karen Seizure
Karen Anxiety
Man collecting them account recovery responses
Linda’s Annual Checkup?
I wish I could’ve said Linda’s Prostate Exam
Using my grandmother’s initials I get “EMO Spinal Fracture”
A little on the nose there.
Hillegonda’s pink eyes.
Rose Sciatica
Pregnant Mary. I could see it.
Maxine Vasectomy
