“When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.”
Do scientists want us to know about the misuse of p values in their research papers?
Probably not, but we (and many scientists) know about it anyway.
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Also ain’t none of them conspiring together to hide the truth.
Most scientists are incredibly competitive. And often try to 1-up each other with research to prove the other scientist is wrong. Or at least partially wrong.
That’s what they live for.
Scientists don’t want you to know what kind of underwear they’re wearing
IT IS FRILLY AND PINK
Of course, that would ruin the double blind study on underwear preference.
Waaaait… double blind?
Scientists do not want you to know but you can become a cat by meowing loud enough.
Username checks out. The profile pictures, however, do not. Is that a quokka?
It is Evil kitty
They sound like “awawa” and like they are yelling.
Nya
It’s all fun and games until the scatologist shows up.
Then it’s all poop jokes.
