Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square370linkfedilinkarrow-up11.34Karrow-down1154file-text
arrow-up11.19Karrow-down1imageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksWats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square370linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down3·2 years agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·2 years agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·2 years agoThe last time I tried that the police were called.
minus-squareJohnny5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoJust got to find the right contest, friend
minus-squareLemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·2 years agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-squareSharkwellington@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoPut my dick in what now?
minus-squareKlicnik@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-squareIonAddis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
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minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
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The last time I tried that the police were called.
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Just got to find the right contest, friend
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.