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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    Dogs have been domesticated for like 5x as long as horses, they never stopped being man’s best friend

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    • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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      Did you just make that?

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    Dogs have been serving mankind for like 15,000 years.

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      Horses were a fling

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        We were on a break!

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        I don’t think we had trebuchets 15,000 years ago.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Why the long face, chum?

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      cancer

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        Damn that sucks, I’d stay but I already made plans with my dawgs

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    As someone who has had to take care of both, I much prefer the dog. One, they’re more cuddle loving, and two… they shit less. Way less.

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    but hear me out

  • decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works
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    Not only that but people are also stealing their tranquilizers

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      And their antiparasitics!

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      deleted by creator

    • LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world
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      I would buy them legally if allowed.

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      Guilty of war crimes, I am

  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    The invention of the automobile was probably the best thing that ever happened to horses! They went from slaves to pampered darlings

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    Somebody hasn’t read animal farm

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      All horses should read animal farm, and rise up against both long and short pigs.

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        PIGS SHOULD REMAIN AS THE SOURCE OF BACON!

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    There’s something about the _____ of a horse that is good for the inside of a man

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      Goatse has entered the chat

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        that’ll accommodate the girth but not necessarily the length

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    Also, people eat horses a lot more often than they eat dogs.

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