Nah it’s like the poop knife
But for Texans
You spelled Australians wrong
That’s not a knife
That’s not a spoon either
This is LA
Louisiana or Los Angeles?
Two different sides of the country that identify with the same two letters…
All i wanna do is have a little fun before i die
For when you just want to shoot the shit
Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight
This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.
Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔
Depends on the poop engagement distance
What, you don’t shoot the shit with your friends?..
Doesn’t every family have a poop gun?
I have a poop knife
I get this reference
Thanks. I wasn’t sure who would.
Mine does but it’s an airsoft gun. This guy’s gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.
Who would ever need this?
Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.
This person pays their debts
Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.
it’s probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.
Shouldn’t it be a flamethrower then?
Should be a “nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” button
Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times
Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔
Inquiring minds must know…
'Murica
I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.
Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.
Just don’t stroke the barrel too hard if you don’t want to have an accident