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I’m the one asking the questions here!
I am a meat popsicle
Your mom.
Now tuck your shirt in and stop slouching.
I really wanna know
Me? I’m nobody.
I’m a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I’m a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.
Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will!
I’m a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I’mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.
Three kids in a trenchcoat
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
I’m Ronnie Pickering!
Who?
I’D EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST! With bread and butter
brian
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Hi dad
I’m the Dude, man, so that’s what you call me!
You killed my father.
Oh I’m just some guy. Y’know?







