Romulans: The damned Vulcans put you up to this, didn’t they!
Vulcans: We did not; however we do see the logic in their clarification and designation methodologies.
Andorians: Hell yeah we do! Up yours Romuloosers!
Tellarites: I still think we should have called your side the Asshole Zone.
Humans: We voted, with four ‘yeas’ and one ‘nay.’ And here on earth we have a saying, “If you don’t vote you can’t complain.”
Romulans: But- You- I- Wait. Hold on a second. Who was the fourth “yea?”
Klingons: We wanted to be the Alpha Quadrant but the humans threatened to blow our planet up. It’s not our fault they can’t just resolve disputes with a good war like a civilized species.
Romulans: The damned Vulcans put you up to this, didn’t they!
Vulcans: We did not; however we do see the logic in their clarification and designation methodologies.
Andorians: Hell yeah we do! Up yours Romuloosers!
Tellarites: I still think we should have called your side the Asshole Zone.
Humans: We voted, with four ‘yeas’ and one ‘nay.’ And here on earth we have a saying, “If you don’t vote you can’t complain.”
Romulans: But- You- I- Wait. Hold on a second. Who was the fourth “yea?”
Klingons: We wanted to be the Alpha Quadrant but the humans threatened to blow our planet up. It’s not our fault they can’t just resolve disputes with a good war like a civilized species.
Oh bravo.
Beautiful