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      Runtime error: The system detected the contents to be edible, but the there was an exception in the emotional response interface, defaulting to neutral expression.

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      That’s right. It says so on the bottom of the screen. It is the model “WebEx” made by “Cisco”

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    The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.

    “See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? *gags*

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      Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol

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        I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

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    Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.

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    How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.

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    Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: “Why such a long face?”

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    Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

    And the food just ain’t no good?

    I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

    And the chicken tastes like wood?

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    It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.

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    Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?