Mike D.@lemm.eeM to Oakland@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoYour cellphone will blurt an emergency alert Wednesday. Here's what this test meansoaklandside.orgexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1external-linkYour cellphone will blurt an emergency alert Wednesday. Here's what this test meansoaklandside.orgMike D.@lemm.eeM to Oakland@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIt means that the 5G signals are finally activating the latent Marburg virus inside those who were vaccinated to start the process of turning them into zombies. This is what happens when you read Twitter. Don’t do it to yourself.
minus-squarethismessisaplace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI can’t wait to be a zombie!
It means that the 5G signals are finally activating the latent Marburg virus inside those who were vaccinated to start the process of turning them into zombies.
This is what happens when you read Twitter. Don’t do it to yourself.
I can’t wait to be a zombie!