• SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I thought for sure this was fake but it sadly isn’t. Really should take up smoking and drinking again to get off this ride sooner.

    • schema@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Buying alcohol and cigarettes is dumb. For just $99.99 a month we’ll give you 30 whole cigarettes and a six pack of beer 100% for free.

    • Don’t do that to yourself. Not only are you worth more than that, but doing so would only bond you to two more hypercapitalist shitboots than you already are.

      Stay strong. Spite is a wonderful motivator, if nothing else.

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        1 year ago

        Something something don’t die for your depression, make them redacted by law