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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 hours ago

Heroic Suicide Hotline Worker Hangs Up on ICE Agent

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Heroic Suicide Hotline Worker Hangs Up on ICE Agent

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 hours ago
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A local 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline worker abruptly hung up on a caller from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement who was despondent over not ruining enough lives.
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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    I hope the children of ice agents despise them. I hope everyone who knows they are ice agents, treats them the way you would treat a pedophile or murderer. If you don’t want to be despised and depressed, don’t be an ice agent

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    If you are an ICE agent experiencing thoughts of suicidal ideation, remember this: your choices and actions have led you to be undeserving of the life you were gifted, and the world is better off without you.

    GodDAYUM that article is fucking brutal.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      It’s not wrong though.

  • Fuck Work@slrpnk.net
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    I wish all ICE agents a happy go kill yourselves.

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    Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. There are people who can help you if you’re having thoughts of suicide, unless you’re Stephen Miller.

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    If you were a brown shirt or an SS-Mann in Nazi Germany or a faceless ICE thug in the Trump regime, you are an objectively bad person. Subhuman filth. You have no worth to society or to anyone around you. You’re not welcome here and nobody likes you. Please make yourself go away.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    She did her part!

    Joking aside, thoughts and prayers for all those struggling ICE agents out there:
    I think they deserve to suffer,
    I pray the consequences of their inhumanity make them suffer more.

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      she did her service to the country.

  • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee
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    In this instance, rapid and total desuscitation was clearly indicated by experts as the optimal solution

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    That’s how you fight! No pulled punches, aim slightly behind your target, punch through their ass.

  • KT-TOT@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Follow your leader

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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    ICE agents should ice themselves anyway…

    • Xande@discuss.tchncs.de
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      NO!

      Not if there is a slight possibility of them getting revived from being in the freezer!

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        Ha!

  • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works
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    Same vibes as Jimmy Carr roasting Ann Colter and I’m here for it.

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