WOODBINE, NJ—Saying the man’s behavior and temperament had helped him excel in a difficult environment, sources confirmed Thursday that every trait disqualifying ICE agent Jake Clements from previous jobs had made him ideal for his current role. Several reports indicated the 29-year-old high school graduate, who had been dismissed from numerous past positions in food service […]
  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    131·
    14 hours ago

    JFC, nailed it again. Who the hell is so smart and working there?!

    Clements added that he was making fast friends with his fellow ICE agents for the same reason that he was estranged from his wife and had been abandoned by virtually all other acquaintances.

    Too much to unpack here, but y’all get it.

  • BeBopaLula@piefed.caEnglish
    8·
    15 hours ago

    Every street corner will have a Georgie and Dim ready to club you if you don’t bend the knee for your king unless they are off in the allies accosting the weak.