I saved this to my phone to ensure I wont be granted access to the US anytime soon xD
Thanks, now you’ve permanently ruined Return of the Jedi.
Ruined or improved with analogous context?
Ruined. I used to be able to fantasize over Jabba The Hut, now I can’t un-see Trump’s face on him.
I think that’s Trump’s fault for cultivating an image of a slovenly, gluttonous blob of malice and stupidity. He was Jabba embodied long before now. The biggest differences between them is that Jabba was a smart and successful businessman, illegal as most of it may have been.
I wouldn’t wish that fate even on JD Vance. I’d laugh like a crazy person if it happened though.
Here’s a cheat card to understanding rightwing politics: different religion? BAD. Different skin color? VERY BAD. Different skin color and religion? TERRORISM AGAINST WHITE BOIS!!!
History books in the future are going to be weird.
…JD Vance-Leia made me vomit.
Racism is what americans crave
That’s a dumb take.
The blond white man will never do anything wrong! He can’t! He’s a Germanic man just like me and my understanding of people is solely binary and extremely superficial!
I judge people only by what they tell me and not by what they actually do!
That’s what drives me up the wall the most! They’re so lost in words, they forgo reality entirely.
Me too, it’s so infuriating. Like, you only have to SAY you’re Christian for these people to think you’re ‘a very good person’. Once that label is connected to you you can do whatever the fuck you want and nothing changes in their eyes.
Sad reality.
Vance looks more like Salacious B. Crumb
What the fuck is JD Vance wearing!
Standard issue slave-girl uniform.
not much.
Both sides are the same.
What if there’s a third ‘side’? Or even a fourth? How will you make sense of the world, then?!
That’s too many options, I think I’ll just stay home.
“The sky is purple and grass is orange”
This is how you sound, get well