World of Warcraft
Warhammer 40k
Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. “We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we’re friends now!”
WAR CRIMES
“Welp guess we crafting war again”
Gotta keep the adventurer industry going or the economy crashes
Win 11
They Win, We Lose
I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.
Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?
World War: Jugg3rnaut
After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of “strongman leaders”.
Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers…
Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India
And War 10. We’re skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like “death” in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.
war X surely
Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It’s all about War as a service.
Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we’ll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can’t be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.
War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.
War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+ War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it. Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new. Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.
Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.
Meanwhile there’s some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I’ve recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.
If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.
It’s my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me
Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.
You think THAT’S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.
People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they’re the best because they were so over-the-top.
So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄
So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb?
That’s correct.
First one is like a time capsule of street racing and car culture of the moment. It was better because it was grounded in reality. The driving and stunts were cool because they were believable. The new stuff is just over the top action.
To each their own :)
The first one shows a criminal gang and you know they’re serious because they have a truck full of stolen dvd players…it’s a great product of its time
Weren’t they even in space in one of the movies?
If they were, I haven’t seen that one. But now I hella want to.
Yeah, the best way to make a bad movie good is to make it into a farce*, whether on purpose or not.
Examples include: Crossroads, Commando, The Room
*though there are of course truly great (and usually criminally underrated) movies that were farces on purpose from the start
KOLANAKI
…ok? 🤷
you like what you like but the drifting car chase is just so painfully stupid
Yeah cause the rest of the fast franchise is so grounded and serious, don’t they go into space in one of these, I mean come on
I didn’t even know Tokyo drift was an FF movie
I’d punish you for praising it, but you had to watch it which it which is punishment enough
Wasnt 3 Tokyo drift??
World War 3: Israel Grift
Yes it was
I just learned that thanks to Game Changer.
Where is The World of Wars?
Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk
Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.
The moths will be back, after this short break
“After these messages, we’ll be ‘light’ back!”
Oh we’re back, visit my profile for a look
Was gonna say, the moths never left.
On a side note: I’m already starting to read moths instead of months in other posts titles. It’s starting to take effect.
Well then, my job here is done (only took like 80 posts)
You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV
This is actually very serious.
People forget countries have secret defence pact. There was a talk Iran and Russia have once.I’m not interested in ww3
what if it was rebranded as “world war :3”?
I’m listening
We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran :3 A full payload of HUGS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow uwu All planes are safely on their way home with cookies! NOW IS THE TIME FOR CUDDLES! Thank you for your attention to this matter ^_^
I’m not interested in ww3
But WW3 is interested in you 🫵
https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy2766
Read that. They planned to have him elected and to do this the whole time. They needed a WW3 scapegoat.
It’s talks about Russia and Iran doing some bad things and doing some sanctions. I’m not sure what you’re getting at with this?
That’s from December. Biden was still in
Russia is incapable of coming to the aid of Iran at the moment.
Lol. Iran has a strategic defence treaty with china.
Why do u think their cargo planes fly in?
Why do u think Trump had a Freudian slip and said ground invasion might be needed - he was told bombing will do jack.
Israel is running out of air defence at this point.Brother, you can’t say “Iran and Russia have a defense pact” and then laugh and pivot to China after I point out Russia is not going to be able to make good on that pact. You haven’t earned the right to be arrogant if you never mentioned China in your first comment. I wasn’t talking about China. But now that your mention China…
China is not currently interested in a proxy war to defend a middle eastern ally of convenience. They’re gearing up to invade Taiwan. They will leave Iran to fend for itself, like how Russia let Syria collapse.
In all likelihood, Iran is gonna be forced to just take the L and do a bit of posturing.
China hasn’t said shit. They’re very busy trying to avoid interrupting Trump
All China has to do is not collapse for a few years, and they get to be the global superpower. And the trade war has helped unify them while also making stronger ties to US allies
They’ve been handed everything they want on a silver platter, they’re not giving up the Chinese century for Iran
'‘The Great War’ and ‘The War to End All Wars’… am I a joke to you?
Those are just different release titles for the first one.
Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?
I never sold my soul but I know some people who would be wondering where the “World of Warcraft” was.
Pretty sure with the current ongoing conflicts, WWIII has already kicked off and we just haven’t fully accepted it yet.
I consider ww3 started back in 22 when Russia invaded ukraine, like how ww2 should count from when japan invaded china
So then 2014?
Meanwhile Myanmar is going through hell and 95% of the population can’t find it on a map
I mean, if we’re truly keeping count then I think we’re up to WW5 at this point.
- WW3 = Cold War
- WW4 = War on Terror
- WW5 = America: The Nazi Years
