Vaseline
According to the internet, if its broken it either needs duct tape, wd 40, or percussive maintenance
None of these are an option in this specific scenario.
M(ario)PREG
I can’t risk power tools damaging the internal cylinder
On a semi related note does anyone have instructions on how to remove an Ice Age Manny the mammoth toy ball from a small cylinder?
CRANK THAT HOG
CRANK THAT HOGG
it’s got a trigger, don’t it? yeet that meat
If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding
HOOOOW can you have any pudding, if you don’t yeet yer meat?
You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.
Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.
Do you put the balls in the condom first or…?
You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?
I think this ship has already sailed
You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
Mmmm, my ding ding dong
🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶
The collective age of this comment chain is now approximately 120.
How small are we talking?
Got that DSN (dick sucking nostril)
Less shameful than the M&Ms I guess.
Turn on the vibrator.
Make it squirt
