My little 18-year old foreign ass worked front of house at Phantom of the Opera. I ended up chatting with the guy who had just started playing Firmin and he asked me how I liked his performance. I told him I thought it was quite good, he went to the manager and I got sacked for insulting an actor. That’s when I learned “quite” doesn’t really mean “very”.

Anyhoo, he was gone himself 2 weeks later because “he didn’t get along with the cast.”